The End....

The happily-ever-after fails
We've been poisoned by these fairy-tales
Offer up your best defense...
This is the end... of the innocence...

The King of Crap.... and other shitty places....

The above title came to mind as I turned on my idiot-box... and guess who was on TV?.... the King of Queens... While hugely successful and popular in the beginning.... the serial has run its course... the days when Doug and Carrie were that weirdly-paired couple that got through life in a fun-happening way.... are long past... Now they're both fat and Carrie's voice and complaints grate on my nerves like... like... like... ten nails screeching down a chalk-board..... ugh! I feel sorry for Doug... even though his idiosyncrasies are getting stupider by the day...

What are they trying to show us?

Love is blind.... but keep your eyes open if you're getting into marriage.... ???

If he's irritating as hell.... pray for patience... so that you don't kill him.... ???

The best things in life are free... but the stupid ones come cheap... ??? (my very own original line! whoopie!)

When I look at them... I don't feel like laughing anymore.... there's nothing cute about Doug and his antics... or Carrie and her constant nagging.... Life is not this comic play.... even though many people feel like they're stuck in their very own dramedy's.... Life is a whole set of complications... and all we can do is pray... pray hard and long and deep... that we don't marry a Doug (an insensitive cad who refuses to grow-up)..... or become a Carrie (irksome-husband-reforming-types).... coz if we do... one thing is certain.... we won't be laughing... and neither will the people around us.... You may get a call from NBC to do this new show though..... lol..... :)

Here's hoping you say NO to the show and YES to the right guy who's not Doug :)

Cheers!

Death at a Funeral.....

I saw this amazing movie... which has just the right amount of British humor.... just beautiful... given that the British are not known for their humor..... I like the way they say "bloh-dee" and "shit" :) ...... So getting back to the movie.... amazing concept.... it would be all ruined if they tried a Bollywood take on this.... There's a lovely song at the end...... rhythm that's like a bunch of soft cascading ribbons.... a perfect touch to a superb movie.... one I wouldn't mind watching with a bunch of cheeky friends... who get it.... The Valium (or-not-Valium-but-mostly-acid) and Simon tickled my funny bone... specially the part where he get's up on the roof... butt-naked... doing the birdie dance...... Go Simon! :) hehehehehe

The First.... of many....

With my intense need to talk...
and the fact that im losing my ability to write...
or think...
or dream...
this seems like a good idea.
Here's to many good conversations with myself...
Cheers!